One day, This platypus waddled into the cafeteria. Everyone, even kids who didn`t know what they were looking at, stared at the platypus as it went through the lunch line. "Let me guess," said the lunch lady, "a salad?". The platypus nodded. 'LOL, Coming right up," said the lunch lady. When the platypus got to the end of the lunch line, the other lunch lady`s mouth dropped open."OK, that`s free." said the other lunch lady. The platypus left the lunch line with it`s tray on it`s back and sat next to me. It ate up it`s lunch without a fork, nor spoon. Once it was done, It got out of it`s seat, and went into the trash room. It can`t reach the can, so I helped it. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!